{"id":990,"date":"2008-02-19T20:14:40","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T01:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2008-02-19T20:14:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T01:14:40","slug":"on-an-unrelated-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=990","title":{"rendered":"On an unrelated note…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since coming home 27 hours ago, I have both injured myself (somewhere between my hip and my ass – my trainer tried to show me where it was but I can’t remember the technical term) and caught a cold. (Holy crap if I gave that baby a cold I will leap into traffic – possibly at the request of the happy parents).<\/p>\n

I\u00a0need to fold laundry.<\/p>\n

And order all manner of computer crap for Gene’s whizbang new computer (monitor and other doo-dads).<\/p>\n

But I am lazy. And sick. Gene is on a business trip. And the credit card is, I am pretty sure, in the car. Believe it or not, I am not in my car right now.<\/p>\n

I am thinking the stuff may not get ordered tonight.<\/p>\n

And the laundry? Ha ha. This is payroll week, kids. Whatever life I have in me is not going to be devoted to hanging up stuff or unloading the dishwasher (oh crap, forgot about that).<\/p>\n

This weekend, we told our friends that what we really needed was a wife. I hope she shows up soon.<\/p>\n

I give up. I’m going to fold a little laundry and knock back an Ambien with my Diet Dr. Pepper. I am nothing if not classy.<\/p>\n

‘Night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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