{"id":991,"date":"2008-02-21T18:54:27","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T23:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2008-02-21T18:54:27","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T23:54:27","slug":"please-stop-trying-to-rip-off-my-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"Please stop trying to rip off my leg&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;just in case you wondered how my leg\/hip\/ass-area injury was faring. (Oh, and my trainer said the injury is in my &#8220;oblique&#8221; area, which I guess is a French term for leg\/hip\/ass-area).<\/p>\n<p>(oh, and BTW, I just realized that the title of this post makes almost no sense. I&#8217;m trying to say that it feels like someone is trying to rip my effing leg off).<\/p>\n<p>Chiropractor tomorrow @ 9 AM. Can&#8217;t wait. If he can&#8217;t do anything, I&#8217;m just going to play in traffic. Owww.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously &#8211; D had dental work done today (and won&#8217;t SHE be glad I just told the Internet??) and I emailed her at home to beg for narcotics. Apparently, dental work no longer rates strong drugs. Jerks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;just in case you wondered how my leg\/hip\/ass-area injury was faring. (Oh, and my trainer said the injury is in my &#8220;oblique&#8221; area, which I guess is a French term for leg\/hip\/ass-area). (oh, and BTW, I just realized that the title of this post makes almost no sense. I&#8217;m trying to say that it feels&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}