{"id":993,"date":"2008-02-23T22:55:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T03:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1049"},"modified":"2008-02-23T22:55:53","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T03:55:53","slug":"ikea-you-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=993","title":{"rendered":"IKEA, you win&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So did I tell you that Gene and I stopped at an IKEA in Virginia on our way to MD?<\/p>\n<p>While we waited for the cafe to change over to meatballs (seriously &#8211; who goes there to eat eggs?? Even if they are yummy, they are clearly not meatballs), we did the obvious thing and shopped. I swear, IKEA has more stuff that I don&#8217;t need per square foot than any store in Cheesecake City. We walked out of there with clothes hampers (1 for our bedroom that I put together by myself), lint rollers, baby doo-dads for the baaaaby, 2 bags of Daim candy and 2 giant IKEA chocolate bars.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, yeah we had meatballs again and yeah they were awesome. Yum!<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m trying to put together the other laundry hamper. I searched all the hell over IKEA&#8217;s website so I could link to it, all to no avail. No matter how hard I hit it with the mallet (the instructions TOLD me I could &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t just abusing it!) it wasn&#8217;t going anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<p>Well, I avoided posting this earlier in the day but then some good luck came to me. Gene had to get on a problem call for work and while he did that (on mute of course) he put it together. (He managed to accidentally punch a hole in the carpet, but that&#8217;s neither here nor there).<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha! You can ignore the title of this post because WE win. Yippee!<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s a cute little hamper too, meant to hold dirty dishtowels. There are two baskets on the side that I&#8217;m using to hold clean dishtowels).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So did I tell you that Gene and I stopped at an IKEA in Virginia on our way to MD? While we waited for the cafe to change over to meatballs (seriously &#8211; who goes there to eat eggs?? Even if they are yummy, they are clearly not meatballs), we did the obvious thing and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}