{"id":999,"date":"2008-03-01T13:22:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/01\/now-heres-someone\/"},"modified":"2008-03-01T13:22:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T18:22:09","slug":"now-heres-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=999","title":{"rendered":"Now, here&#8217;s someone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>who is probably NOT\u00a0<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080301\/ap_on_fe_st\/odd_robber_leaves_w2\">hugging his payroll clerk<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>who is probably NOT\u00a0hugging his payroll clerk!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}