Okay, the early Xmas shopping is hitting epic proportions. I’m still Xmas shopping. Scary stuff, this!
Category: Certifiable, Undeniable
Life really does come at you fast…
Remember when I wrote this? “And speaking of Plan B…yes, the house is selling, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to go off and get pg right now. We need to a) pay off credit cards (should be by the end of summer) b) buy a car for Gene (a possible way to spend the…
Ahhhhhhh
I just removed 2 blogs from my Faves list. I feel so much better. Something that would make that 100 things about Elaine list if I ever finished one would be that I love to be in control of minutiae. How many blogs in my Favorite Places. How many months between each of the EIGHT…
14…14 blogs, ah ha ha ha….
(that was a crummy impression of the Count from Sesame Street)… Anyway, I have 14 blogs (including this one) in my favorites. Julie’s blog, Erin’s blog, the Eaglesfans blog, Dooce, Chez Miscarriage, Suburban Bliss, the Baby Bargains blog and a few others that I’ve come across from comments on other blogs. I am trying to…
Is it bedtime yet?
Because I am very, very tired. For reasons unbeknowst to me, I woke up at 4 AM with the name of my college therapist on my mind. I’d been trying to remember her name so I could Google her and…sonofagun, 4 AM was when it finally popped out. I’m relieved I was awake for it….
And the weekend!
Sunday and today, we just did stuff (how lame does that sound?). For instance, I cleaned 2 bathrooms, did 3 loads of laundry (washed and folded – even the last load), made the bed, vacuumed the bedroom and kitchen, mopped the kitchen. Gene paid the bills and got off the bed when I told him…
A Good Thing to Know…
Sooner or later your beagle will knock over your laptop. There won’t be any damage as long as you leave the top down whenever you’re not actively working at said laptop. The trick is to make sure that the beagle does this AFTER you get into, for example, a car accident. That way, beagle schnanigans…
Q&A
Q: So, how’s it going? A: Fine, thanks. Q: Anything new? A: Ugh. Q: What’s wrong? A: This has been a stressful week. Our payroll system was down (AGAIN) today for a good hour and a half when I was trying to input the information to cut paychecks. It was also down for awhile yesterday…
Lainey Has a Crack-Addled Theory…
(do you need me to tell you this could get a little weird?) So, I was thinking. I think that that Fergie chick from Black Eyed Peas is going to be the New millennium version of Lady Kier from Dee-Lite. Five years from now, she’s still going to be pictured in party pictures in Vogue…
A few things…
1) If anyone knows Cracker Barrel’s lawyer, please contact them about the post wherein I defame their company’s heritage. I’m jealous of Gene’s lawsuit and the damage it’s going to do to our finances. 2) How do I get a dog to stop waking me up at an obscenely early hour? Yesterday, it was before…