Read this – most of you will find it funnier than anything I could dream up. Sorry mom!
Month: March 2008
Stayin’ Put
Just as I predicted, Gene, the dogs and I are staying put in Cheesecake City. No NoVa for us! I am secretly relieved, by the way (maybe not sooo secret now that the internet knows). I love visiting up there but I am nowhere near cool enough. I want to be cool enough, but I’m…
Hard returns ahoy!
Hey, watch this! Look! A new paragraph! Hoooray!! (I can finally say that I like white dog…)
aggggh
How did I not figure out there’s not a version of MS Publisher for the Mac? Fuckity. Granted, I never do anything brainy in Publisher (purely an ego thing) but the files don’t even open in Pages (the Mac version of Word). Crrrrrrap.
Very undeep thoughts
First of all, I just sat here a little while ago today and thought “Thank heavens it’s Friday so I can watch the Woot Off.”Second of all, a week or two ago on the Colbert Report, he revealed that the week of shows they are shooting in Philadelphia are being sponsored by a new Doritos…
Oh, HI there…
It felt like it had been weeks since I posted here. Turns out I posted on Monday. Maybe Monday seems like weeks ago. Could be!!
Movin’ on Up?
So, Gene and I may be relocating to the state directly north of ours. Being curious, I hit my beloved realtor.com to see exactly what we might be able to afford. Wow. I never realized how downright AFFORDABLE our suburb of Cheesecake City is. OMG. I wonder if the Murano will fit Gene, the dogs…
Happy Easter!
Here is Easter in the Elaine World: “Gee, I’d sure like to go to…” “AUGH, it’s closed for Easter!” “Oh, I wonder if (something else) is open” “Nope, closed!” I cannot believe that in a country where the mall opens on THANKSGIVING that Easter is still…err…Holy. Even Target’s closed (I think -they were a few…
pfffffhhhhhtt…
So, my NCAA bracket has been going…. oh, what’s the phrase? Not well. I have correctly guessed 65% of the outcomes so far, but the following teams are on my (Stephen Colbert-approved) “Dead to Me” list: Indiana University (well, like IU has ever NOT been on my Dead to Me list), Kent State, Clemson, Vanderbilt,…
Thirtysomething…
Today is my 31st birthday. Hmm. All I know is that I never expected to turn 30 and still feel so immature. And now I’m a whole year older than THAT, and if anything I have only backslid to become less mature. Geez. Maybe the people on Thirtysomething were in their late 30s. Those people…