Elaine, You live in the South. The weather is 49 degrees right now. You do not need boots, no matter how cute they are. Furthermore, you bought shoes on Friday. Back away from the internet!!
Month: November 2010
Hijack
Clearly the blog was hijacked last night. Apologies. Signed, Management PS – I don’t know what the blog hijacker meant by “Rum puts the ummm in yummm”, but it’s true.
hereis my day
argggggggggh. long day w little kids. dinner wih inlaws and extra kids (icluding 1 ute liddle girl), dinner package that came w/ bottleof wine. would dbe bad to not drink all of free inwe right? if you dont drink free wine, terorists win and that is bdad. also had extra cocktail because,w hy thef uck…
Thanksgiving, so far…
Last night, I got home from work around 6:30 (how does a 10 minute drive TO work end up a 20+ minute drive FROM work?) and helped with a couple last minute things before Gene’s brother and his family arrived. And then I took White Dog and put my feet up on the sofa and…
Thanksgiving ’10: Progress!
Don’t mind me, I’m just excited that something is finished. Plus, I may be high off Stanley Steemer fumes. Appetizers: White Bean Dip with Pine Nuts (w/ pita) – DONE Cream Cheese, Sausage & Rotel Dip (probably w/ tortilla chips) – Thursday Nuts & Bolts (baked Chex mix, family favorite, using Blanche’s recipe) – DONE!…
Thankful ’10
(Lead buried within) This year, I am thankful for… …my husband. When he winks at me, my heart skips a beat. …my family, for putting up with me being a slack ass about visiting and calling. …my job, for hiring me and coming up soon, for PROMOTING ME. WOOOOOOO!!!!!! So far, I think that 2010…
20 Years Ago Today…
Twenty years ago today Mom took me to see Fleetwood Mac. I wore (going from head to toe): the worst perm of my life, a black and white checked ‘boyfriend jacket’ (with some sort of tshirt underneath), a hilariously short skirt and….well, I don’t remember the shoes. Before the concert, we went to dinner at…
Oops
Things I have done today: 1) Preheated oven. With an entire plastic wrapped pan of Nuts & Bolts still inside. Sooo glad I didn’t mummify the Nuts & Bolts and just covered loosely. (For the record, they were in the oven to keep them safe while the cleaning lady was here yesterday). 2) Freaked out…
Grocery store bloodbath
(Or, Thanksgiving 2010: The One Where We Go from ‘Hedonistic Long Weekend in Vegas’ to ‘Relaxing Meal at Fancy Local Buffet’ to ‘Holy Shit We Need To Buy a Roast. And A Couch’) Needless to say, Thanksgiving 2010 has not turned out the way I had hoped originally. The good news is that we have…
Guess what I won’t be posting about…
the Monday after Thanksgiving? Stupid Xmas Muzak! My beloved new employer doesn’t even have Muzak! (the downside is that sometimes I spend all day humming the last song I heard – OK when it’s something great, but humming some shitty country song makes for a long day). The delight of no Muzak…plus free lunch on…