So, my big toes have been bothering me lately. I know what this means: time to get my toes done! Pedicure time! Now, thanks to the un-raise (and HEY, guess who’s making 15% less as of Wednesday? This girl!), I have had exactly 2 pedicures in 2009 and neither of them have been at the…
Month: June 2009
Arrrgh, I tell you. Arrrrgh
I want: 1) A vacation. I am hoping to take some time off around Gene’s birthday in August and we’re going up north in October but I want to go to the beach. I don’t know where my massive sense of entitlement comes from (we didn’t take vacations when I was a kid or anything,…
More babies
Gene’s best friend and his wife had their second child, a daughter this morning. Yay! Also, my old college roommate T and her husband had their twin sons on Friday. Mothers, fathers and babies are doing well.
Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day, dad! (For the record, I didn’t call before he went to work so I will call after he comes home). (And no, we haven’t heard from The Boy.)
Thanks a lot, Old Navy!
I almost wore a night shirt out of the house today. Oh well, I can wear it on the patio. (Seriously, I love Old Navy. I walked in there yesterday and walked out with 7 t-shirts and 1 I thought dress and they are nice and long and cover my ass and don’t make my arms…
Afghanistanimation…
(I thought this title was an homage to one of the Kevin Smith movies but it turns out it’s from Super Troopers). Anyway…Julie asks a good question – if Gene were to go to Afghanistan, would I continue to work? Yes, but I would probably waste as much time as humanly possible. And another downside…
Proof I am the worst person in the world…
Every time I see this picture, I think, “Has Wilson Phillips reunited?” (I told you. I am a terrible person who deserves neither nice friends nor nice things).
Wish list…
I would like one of the following tomorrow: 1) Massage 2) Appointment with chiropractor 3) A large needle in my spine so I can’t feel anything below my belly button. So, Gwen, my boss, asked me to help her clean out our company’s warehouse. The warehouse is approximately a billion feet by a trillion feet…
what????
so, Gene calls me this afternoon. “How would you feel if I got a 70% raise, tax free? 21 days off a year?” “Drug dealing?” “No.” “Pimping?” No. His employer is searching for someone to take a position…in KABUL. As in Af-fugging-ghanistan. As in a war zone – Mission Accomplished, my ass. “But we’re not…
I am a genius.
So far today, I have… Slept until 20 until 9 (I know this is not getting me any sympathy from any of you!) Eaten brunch! (Yum!) Gone to the grocery store! (So close to keeping it under $100! Damn you, 2 for $6 queso!) Swept and mopped kitchen floor! (The Boy’s mom did this every…