A second dead bird IN MY HOUSE. Seriously. AHHHHHHH!!!! (And yes, I did call my mom again).
Month: May 2008
Birds Fly (Whisper to a Scream)
(Ah, song lyrics as blog post titles) Anyhow… so I am getting the house ready for Gene’s return tomorrow. I was in the bedroom, minding my own business when, for some reason I needed to walk down the hallway. And there stood Betty, our corgle, looking exceptionally proud. And next to her was something that…
Down with the sickness…
My name is Elaine and I have a BIG problem. So, a few months ago I bought this totally cute shirt from the Gap. The neck is a little too wide (I apparently have very petite shoulders – well, at least something on me is small). While out in search of clothing yesterday, I saw…
I’m no longer not really a waitress…
(This midday post brought to you by wi-fi I “liberated” from the sushi bar near the office. Note to self: get take out sushi from generous sushi bar while Gene is out of town) So. I am a creature of habit. I dislike change. You know what I do like? Yes! Sexy red toenails. Preferably…
Alive and kicking…
I’m here, just nothing interesting to say. (Well, that’s not true. I’ve got two posts in draft, but then again those are not interesting either).
Exception to previous post…
I am glad that a random internet test confirms that I am not white trash, but they are wrong about the box wine thing. It’s not my favorite, but still…wine is wine sometimes!
Well, that’s a relief…
I am 17% White Trash. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the White Trash Test @ FualiDotCom
A reason I love my mother…
So, Thursday I realized I had to call my mother and tell her some baaaad news. Me: “Mom, is it OK if your mothers day present is late?” Mom: “Sure! You know how much I hate that stuff!” My mother is almost like a tomboy in her dislike of girly crap. She is known to…
Whitedog’s big vacation…
So I’m sitting here at Cheesecake City International Airport n’ Bait Shop (motto: Now with more Starbucks!), once again lovin’ the free wi-fi. I’m supposed to do something of value, but I really only have eyes for my two square inches of the internet, so, there you go. My flight leaves in (oh geez) two…
Hello, Ohio!
Guess where I’m spending the weekend? If you guessed “Ohio”, to celebrate my older nephew’s third birthday, you are RIGHT. Pat yourself on the back. It’s a good thing I’m here on the Internet, because I have nothing to do at all. No packing, cleaning, taking the garbage out and of course I’m not supposed…