So, Thursday I realized I had to call my mother and tell her some baaaad news.
Me: “Mom, is it OK if your mothers day present is late?”
Mom: “Sure! You know how much I hate that stuff!”
My mother is almost like a tomboy in her dislike of girly crap. She is known to hate the following: baby showers, bridal showers, any occasion where a Hallmark card is involved, candle parties, basket parties, Pampered Chef parties, childrens birthday parties and the Republican Party.
(Whew – I wasn’t entirely sure how to end that sentence).
Which is why it makes sense that I dislike most all of that as well.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
Love
ELAINE (your firstborn)