So, I have an early W-2 season funny story for you: There is a former employee of my employer. We will call him Senor Dumbass or SD for short. He has a wife/girlfriend/fiancee, Senora Dumbass or Mrs. SD. For the record, SD no longer works for us because he failed a very important test (puff,…
Month: January 2010
Important things to know
…about W-2s (Groan!) (Yes, this is the time of year where I talk about nothing but W-2s but at least I’m not talking about babies, so shut up). So, let’s say that you are shocked (!) that only $9 was deducted in federal tax all year long. Don’t go crying to your employer’s payroll clerk,…
And in EVEN happier news…
Just as I thought, the tally of pregnancies is now up to 4, with a total # of expected babies up to 5 (WOW!). I am so happy for all of you 🙂
even terrorists want w-2s
I don’t know if this dream is funny, weird or something else… So, the w-2s arrived at work yesterday (Friday). D and Gwen sort them (there are 3000 of the little suckers) and all the current employee W2s are sent via FedEx to the locations. I didn’t do much to help (busy sorting checks). Clearly…
Hmm. So!
So anyway, the (freeeeeaking) W-2s are going to be late by about a week. Argh. I was expecting them today and now I’ll get them “early” next week. I am glad for the delay so I can focus on other stuff at work but I was also looking forward to them going the hell away…
Dubya-Twos
So, it’s that time again! ::big inhale:: “Okay, no, they haven’t gone out yet. Which location did you work for? Okay, what’s your name? Yes, I have your address as 123 Any Street in Cheesecake City. Oh, okay, what’s your new address? All righty, can I get a phone number just in case? Great! Okay,…
hey!
Well, the good news is that I fixed the issue I was having – which I may or may not have actually mentioned here – so now I can click publish on posts without fearing that WordPress ate whatever I typed after the last auto save. Yay! The bad news is that I don’t have…
In happier news…
remember when I did my 2009 Year in Review and I said I thought there was a third pregnancy out there amongst my friends (either of the IRL or the FaceBook variety and I just realized I should point out that IRL = In Real Life, not Indy Racing League)? Yep, I was right 🙂…
Thanks!
Somehow, for some reason, 1/9/10 became the date with the highest # of people reading my teeny tiny corner of the internet. Yay! (And no, I won’t tell you what the # is because it reveals how teeny tiny my corner really is). I am well, hope you all are as well. (Exception: the puta…
Dear someone’s ex-something:
Dear someone’s ex something, You suck and I hate you. Sincerely, LaineyD PS: Puta estupida.