First, I want a vacation. I have four days off for my birthday (happy dance) but nonetheless, I want a damn vacation. I want to take the dogs to the kennel, pack my suitcase (and, if I have to, Gene’s suitcase) and get on a plane and land somewhere cool. Hawaii, or Vegas, or, Hell’s…
Category: Certifiable, Undeniable
Never gonna give you up…
So, I am writing this using White Dog. If you’re guessing that it’s because Silver Dog is broken, you’re wrong. Actually, I just needed a username and password from White Dog because I had it saved here and haven’t logged onto that site in the Silver Dog era. After we bought Silver Dog, I spent…
25 lbs of owie
So, I picked up Scooby briefly the other day. Gene thinks that’s how I hurt my back but I disagree. However, what the hell, he’s probably right. I still love picking up my Scooby-Doo, even if he currently smells like a petting zoo. (Rhymes totally unintended)
Harumph
Yesterday, I woke up with a headache. Took some Aleve and went back to sleep. Woke up again at 8:30 (when I have to leave for work), decided my headache had taken a detour for Migraine City and called in sick for work. Five minutes later I texted Denise: “Home w/ migraine. Tell me it’s…
Aggravating
So! Over the weekend I had an email from a local deal of the day site with an offer for $20 worth of goodies from the spice shop for $10. (The spice shop is pretty nice and it’s located across the street). (Yes, I’m excited about a coupon for a spice shop. Leave me alooooone)….
Bah
I’m having one of those moments where I wish we still used credit cards because I would go crazy buying things that I want and may or may not actually need. Cute boots (Elaine, but you don’t WEAR boots, you idiot!), goorrrrgeous handbag (Elaine, you need another purse like you need a hole in your…
20 years ago
Yes, its time for another serving of Tales of Little LaineyD… 20 years ago, my mom and I went to see Fleetwood Mac perform in Indianapolis. Except for the shoes, I remember every stitch I had on. Before the show we had dinner at the restaurant attached to the venue, where we had the honor…
Awww, crap
It’s Sunday afternoon, isn’t it? Dammit. Can I have more time off please? Can I perhaps trick Gene into letting me be a stay at home dog owner? This past week off was really lovely (even though in my heart of hearts I would rather have been in Las Vegas, dammit) and I am so…
The stuff I forgot to write yesterday
1) The word “stuff” makes me think of the word “stuf” as in Double Stuf Oreos. Mmm. I have also tried the Trader Joes version, the Joe-Joe, which is also good. I wonder if I can talk Gene into making a return trip to Trader Joes on Saturday after we drop the dogs at the…
Revenge for Little LaineyD
You know what’s rewarding (in a “crazy sociopath” way)? Finding the Wikipedia page for the girl who was annoying in elementary school, a ‘mean girl’ in junior high, and (a) practically perfect (gigantic bitch) and editing it to remove the really self congratulatory stuff.