Category: Really Deep Thoughts

Need to: 1) Drop dogs off at doggie camp 2) Go to eye doctor 3) Pack stuff to take in car for fun (reading, Game Boys, etc) 4) Clean out my car 5) Charge my cell phone, pack charger 6) Tidy up house a little bit as MIL will be with us when we return…

…is that my guess earlier about the husband was spot-on. He’s getting snotty w/ MIL now… And on we go. I’m packed for my exciting trip to OH. (In the background, imagine my MIL bickering with Gene re: the hotel…ahhhhhhhhhh). I need to pack for the boy, which is always a chore because I never…

ahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. is it too late for me to break an ankle and skip this fucking trip?

(hell, you asked, didn’t you?) 1) Peace onEarth (yes, I saw that it originally said Peace OF earth) 2) Exploding Audi engines 3) A week in St. Lucia for me. 4) A week somewhere else for Gene. 5) A week where I didn’t even have to do the small amount of chore-like things I currently…

Ugh. So, a few weeks ago, two of the ladies at my employer take a very quick trip to an island in the Carribean. I think they were there two nights and they made the most of it. I saw one of them a few days later and she said “Yep, all that relaxation is…

When I said in an earlier post “It’s my birthday”, I was actually overshooting it by 9 days. The big day is 3/22. I was mostly making reference to that thing from the early ’90s where you said — or, at least my brother Macaulay/Bill said — something about it’s your birthday, get stupid. He…

So now I reward you with….MORE! Gene and I went to the movies to see “Hostage” with Bruce Willis. I’ll leave you to find a review somewhere. I spent a goodly portion of the movie with my eyes closed and the ending could not come soon enough! Stop reading now if you haven’t seen the…

I have it figured out…. I’m going to stop looking like I’m 15 when I’m 40. And then I’m gonna look 50. Those of you who know me, know I don’t look my age. (Segue: Have you seen that commercial for beauty cream where the lady gets the lie detector test and says “I’m only…

OK, this isn’t OUR car. Ours is a sandy color and lives in the garage. (Lucky car). 

…on the way to pick up dinner at O’Charleys To-Go, I noticed that the supposed “Luxury Suntan” place in my town is sandwiched between Mexican Restaurant of Questionable Quality and the Ubiquitous Nail Salon. Tres Luxurious! …gas here at Cheesecake HQ in the Beautiful South has officially topped $2. WTF? I blame you, SUVs. No,…