(heh heh, chest) So if I had a billion dollars I would buy Facebook so I could make the following rule: “Profile pictures must be of a person and not your cats, cars, or adorable twin babies. Your cat and babies sure look cute but eventually you’ll end up under ‘Suggestions’ with the caption ‘you…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Payroll clerk’s lament…
So, this morning I made up a song to sing to the dogs. I am willing to bet the meaning is transparent and possibly universal. Wanna hear it? Here it goes: “I, I, I, don’t want to go to work today! I, I, I, want to sit on my ass and play! I, I, I,…
oh, and…
Go Mom! Mom was the big winner on Sploofus a few days ago for the daily “Who the Heck Am I?” quiz. She got the answer right before anyone else. Yay!!!
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I love weekends
Yesterday, the dogs went to the groomer, I cleaned the living room, a bathroom and the kitchen (I never had to clean the kitchen back when we ate out more…oh well). Gene and I had a delicious sushi lunch, went to the grocery store (saved a fortune thanks to triple coupons – LOVE triple coupons)…
Tipping in the news…
Really? You thought you were supposed to get a $29k tip? Really? Dumb!!!
Night owl
Whooo! It is 1:30 on Monday morning and I am not asleep. This is not good. Tomorrow is going to be a tough day if I don’t get to sleep soon. I blame the 5 pm nap and 20 oz of Diet Pepsi (listen, I had a HEADACHE – unlike on Xmas 2008, at least…
Hey!
Happy Five Years of Blogging to me! To celebrate, I cracked open the drafts and started posting. My drafts were equal parts half written posts that probably would have been OK if I had FINISHED them, stupid posts that should have been deleted a long time ago, and, as you see, posts where I had…
Chez LaineyD
More from the drafts. Yet another post title with no POST. I think I have it figured out – I use up the small bit of creativity I possess writing the titles and then come up empty when I actually have to write something.
And in other news…
So, I’m out of things to say. To try and drum up ideas, I went to my 50 strong list of drafts (posts that I was “working on” or that I decided were too personal and/or depressing and/or revealing to make public) and I found this post titled “And in other news…” but the post…