Did Lindsey Buckingham lose a bet or something?
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Welcome to my high school years…
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Tomorrow’s Friday! (oh, wait…. ::consults calendar:: ) (Damn).
Doomsday Thought of the Day…
You know how old people are always saying things like “What this country needs is a good war” to combat America’s tendency toward overconsumption and overpopulation? What if this economical meltdown is just that? Is this just one of those Adam Smith* invisible hand of the market things, but this time people are supposed to…
This just in…
Tickets to see Leonard Cohen cost just as much as tickets to see the (fucking) Eagles – $200 each. HOOOOOLY CRAP. I will add that to the list of things I’m not buying. Yikes.
One more Oscar comment…
I miss the years the Oscars were in March. Sometimes they’d be on my birthday (3/22, start shopping) and it always felt like a special extra birthday present.
New Favorite Words
So, I have two words I am currently using way too much: 1) Devastating, as in “The last thirty minutes of Atonement were devastating” or “OMG, the ending of that Carly Simon song was devastating.” If I knew how to blog via text message, I would have used both of these sentences already. Apparently, everything…
Elaine’s Super Bowl…
It’s Oscar night! Yeeeeeaaaah! (Good news: I finally have seen all of the Best Picture nominees from last year’s ceremony and I can say that you should totally watch Atonement if only because the last 30 minutes will absolutely slay you) Anyway…I could never be cool enough to live blog the entire ceremony, so I’m…
Perhaps another reason people don’t visit us…
So, I just figured out today that since I’m the only one at home who drinks soda, that I can drink directly from the two-liters I bought today at the store. Now to find a big enough straw. (I could have titled this post “Perhaps I’m turning into a man”) (Don’t worry, Mom, I’ll straighten…
Baahh!!!
So, Gene called me with some wonderful news. The bigwigs at his employer are taking a 15% paycut. The mediumwigs at his employer are taking a 10% paycut. Fortunately, Gene is just a leetle tinywig so his paycut is only 5%. Wahhh. What is going on with this country that people are having their pay…