holy hell I’ll be glad when we get home. That said, I have had a great time hanging out with my family. Wednesday, we got to Indianapolis around 7:30 and I spent a few hours hanging out with mom and dad. Thursday, I laid around and napped (mmm, blissful naps) practically until we had to…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
wahoo!
We leave for our vacation in exotic Indiana tomorrow!!
The Birds, pt III
The nest is back. Luckily, I have made knocking it off our light fixture “man’s work” so Gene is right now taking care of that problem. I told him, literally “When Betty shows up in the dining room with a dead bird, you’re on dead bird duty!” In other animal news, I think this may…
Living in a political world…
So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene. “Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.” “Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!” “Watch out, he might win…
Can I tell you something, internet?
I love my Mac. I love that I can have two documents open at the same time and can scroll through either one, even the non-“dominant” one. Love it. I love that my mouse was a pain in the ass and all it took was 20 minutes at the Genius Bar for me to walk…
Cheap Entertainment
So, apparently there’s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a “telephone town hall” with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL – half have been 80 year old ladies calling in…
a quick thank you
to the Staples near the office, which has (again) been the business whose Wifi I’m using. I haven’t got anything else to say (all this draaaaama has me worn the fuck out) so I will leave it at that.
Sunday already?
Ugh.
and today’s sponsor
of “Elaine Lunchtime WiFi” is the Staples a few miles from the office. Thank you Staples!! All is OK in Cheesecake City although yesterday’s 3 hour long payroll meeting was a real PITA while cramping like a mofo. I tell you – men, look away! – there is no period like a Clomid period. Then…
And the answer is…
Better luck next month! (cue the “You lose!” gameshow music)