Why did traffic on the ole Blog go all the way to 28 (yeah, don’t laugh! My traffic is quiet since you can’t Google me anymore) on 3/23? I mean, that was the day after the day I turned old 30. Did someone have an itchy blog surfing finger? As far as I can tell,…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Reading? What’s that??
I had to reveal something pretty awful to the boy this past weekend: “No, I’m not reading anything right now” I am now, more or less (I’m on page 10 or so of The Worry Cure and my friend Julie gave me Shopaholic & Baby for my birthday), but it’s been a few weeks since…
oh, sheet
I forgot to write that the lemon juice totally worked perfectly and the sheet is as clean as a whistle (whatever that means). We are sleeping on it this week and so far we haven’t contracted the Black Death. I am a super genius. Thank you, Internet!
Realization Strikes Again…
I have figured out why I am devastated (only minorly) about the whole Kansas losing to UCLA thing, why I spent an hour (at work, shhh) reading comments on PopCandy about the Battlestar Galactica season finale (and it’s not just because I totally love Mary McDonnell in anything she does) and why I can’t stop…
Measles?
So I washed one of our two sets of sheets last weekend…and they sat in the washing machine until maybe Tuesday. (This is standard procedure for my dumb ass). I ran them through the rinse cycle again (yes, I really am Suzy Homemaker!) because that’s what I do and they came out with a trillion…
And in newsier news…
I am still doing OK in my NCAA tournament bracket. What’s weird is that when I look at my bracket (and I do, often, even when there are no games currently being played) all but one of my incorrect guesses are on one side of the bracket (I thought Texas A&M would beat Memphis –…
Elaine: Now With More Old
(Today is my 30 29 30th birthday). (I really am the same OLD girl I used to be!) And it was actually a damn fine birthday! First person to wish me a Happy Birthday was my sweet huuuuusband (for some reason, whenever I say “my husband” it sounds like some sort of Steel Magnolias reject)….
I Win I Win I Win!
Hooray! I won an award at work. Yippee! It’s my reward for being so nice to my coworkers. The prize was Amex gift checks and a basket of exciting goodies (tshirts, hats, 2 free rounds of golf). I even got a giant novelty check with my name on it. I love that thing. Woohoo!
Because, sometimes,
there is nothing funnier than cat pictures with hilarious captions (and I am not even joking!), I present these to you: Cheeseburger? and this one is little harder to navigate but tends to be freaking hysterical (check out the picture that’s second from the bottom). Yes, folks, it’s become so lame around here that I’m now posting links to funny…
dag nabbit
I can’t believe that Duke and Notre Dame are out of the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament. I had them each going for at least one more round in the bracket I filled out online.