Gene called me on 4/1 to say he'd been arrested in Hays, KS? Ha ha ha. Last laugh's on him: the phone bill just arrived. $48 for that one phone call. I say that makes HIM the April Fool! (The best part was how mad he was that the phone bill went up and then…ha…
Category: Sweet Things My Husband Has Done
The best vacation time…
is the time when everyone leaves me the fuck alone. The boys are at a doubleheader movie. Blanche continues to stay in good health – we went to lunch with Blanche, SIL and nephew (and what is expected to be Nephew #2, In utero). And now I’m all by myself. OMG. In a hotel room….
New possible category?
Gene suggests an alternative to the category “Sweet Things My Husband Has Done”. His choice? “Married to the Slob.” Ha ha.
Dogs Home…
Yea! Dogs stinky. Peeeeeeew. Gene gave the dogs a bath. They were so dirty that when the water hit them it was like they were mud-dogs. Wow. They both now smell nice and have resumed their naps on the couch next to me. (Actually, the dogs smell nice but one or both of them apparently…
Oh, it’s such a perfect day…
Today was a GREAT day. I debated calling in crazy to work but decided I really shouldn’t, so I worked until around 11 and took the afternoon off. I got home, took a shower and Gene and I went to the mall to do some Xmas shopping. Hoooooooray! We are DONE with it. Oh, crap….
the Aristocrats!
Cheesecake City finally got a print of the Aristocrats. It was showing on the pretty people 2 screen (how quaint and…pretty!) theater down in the pretty people neighborhood that we could live in, if only I had an MBA, a husband who played for the NBA, and a trust fund with an IRA. Jeeebus these…
Mmm, I love weekends!
Woke up about 10 minutes ago. It’s Saturdays like these that Gene talks about when he makes the case for remaining dogs-only. (Now he can remind me of yesterday’s fence incident. Actually, he’s been very sweet about not being a jerk about it…).
Ugh, ugh, ugh…
hey party girls…(Brandy! Hey!) I was all set to write a post re: the baby thing – it’s in my saved drafts even – but there’s something else going on that I don’t think my husband would appreciate me writing about. The good news is, I think he’ll live to see another day, so things…
What a difference some time makes…
1) Happy Father’s Day Daddy! 2) Anyway, Gene cleaned up the kitchen and did a very good job. He even got the cheese dip cement out of my nice Pyrex bowl. I told him it would be cheaper to just accidentally throw it away but he refused. Good man! 3) Not sure when he’s going…
Realization strikes Gene…
So I’m writing this post from the living room on the new laptop. Gene just said, “Websurfing in the living room?” “Yeah.” “Cool, isn’t it?” I nod. “CRAP! Now you won’t need your office!” Muahahaha! That wasn’t really the reason for buying the notebook computer, but it’s a pretty good side effect.