So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene. “Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.” “Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!” “Watch out, he might win…
Author: laineyd
Can I tell you something, internet?
I love my Mac. I love that I can have two documents open at the same time and can scroll through either one, even the non-“dominant” one. Love it. I love that my mouse was a pain in the ass and all it took was 20 minutes at the Genius Bar for me to walk…
Cheap Entertainment
So, apparently there’s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a “telephone town hall” with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL – half have been 80 year old ladies calling in…
a quick thank you
to the Staples near the office, which has (again) been the business whose Wifi I’m using. I haven’t got anything else to say (all this draaaaama has me worn the fuck out) so I will leave it at that.
Sunday already?
Ugh.
and today’s sponsor
of “Elaine Lunchtime WiFi” is the Staples a few miles from the office. Thank you Staples!! All is OK in Cheesecake City although yesterday’s 3 hour long payroll meeting was a real PITA while cramping like a mofo. I tell you – men, look away! – there is no period like a Clomid period. Then…
And the answer is…
Better luck next month! (cue the “You lose!” gameshow music)
Life (in a nutshell)
(Okay, a really BIG nutshell – like I can ever be short winded about ANYTHING?) So I was in a panic about an hour ago because I am down to only 5 home pregnancy tests in my arsenal. Target didn’t close until 9, so :: phew :: up to 8 tests again. I really wish…
I guess it pays to learn…
So, I just heard a story on the news where two thugs tried to carjack some poor dude here in Cheesecake (what? did you think my dessert-named city was crime free?). Only one thing stopped them – they didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. Awesome. I just know that the next time I…
The Clomid Pony
So, as I mentioned, we are trying another cycle of Clomid. Dr. P called in 100 mg of it (up from 50, which I am weirdly pleased about). The way Clomid works is, you take it for 5 days in your cycle (either from day 3 through day 7 or from day 5 through day…