…is a purse. It is hysterical that I am looking at purses because a) I have carried the same purse since 2000 (making my cost per day just pennies) b) I purchased a new purse on my honeymoon in 2002 that I haven’t used yet c) the purse I’m eyeing lustfully is red d) and…
Author: laineyd
Mahjobiscrappis, April edition
So, apparently my escape plan has not worked out since we are not going to VA anytime soon. Dangit. So, I have to made do with my current job (well, there’s always the option of another job in Cheesecake City but it turns out I’m actually pretty well paid. Oops). Gwen has been my boss…
Tech question
what the hell is X11? it says it is the “X Window System” but what the hell is that?
and now I loooove White Dog…
Ha ha HA Steve Jobs! I figured out a way around your nefarious plan to keep me from opening my MS Publisher files. Ha! (I installed Publisher on the Boy’s old laptop, converted the files to MS Word rich text files and saved them on our server. And then on the Mac I converted them…
so funny!
Read this – most of you will find it funnier than anything I could dream up. Sorry mom!
Stayin’ Put
Just as I predicted, Gene, the dogs and I are staying put in Cheesecake City. No NoVa for us! I am secretly relieved, by the way (maybe not sooo secret now that the internet knows). I love visiting up there but I am nowhere near cool enough. I want to be cool enough, but I’m…
Hard returns ahoy!
Hey, watch this! Look! A new paragraph! Hoooray!! (I can finally say that I like white dog…)
aggggh
How did I not figure out there’s not a version of MS Publisher for the Mac? Fuckity. Granted, I never do anything brainy in Publisher (purely an ego thing) but the files don’t even open in Pages (the Mac version of Word). Crrrrrrap.
Very undeep thoughts
First of all, I just sat here a little while ago today and thought “Thank heavens it’s Friday so I can watch the Woot Off.”Second of all, a week or two ago on the Colbert Report, he revealed that the week of shows they are shooting in Philadelphia are being sponsored by a new Doritos…
Oh, HI there…
It felt like it had been weeks since I posted here. Turns out I posted on Monday. Maybe Monday seems like weeks ago. Could be!!