…is a purse. It is hysterical that I am looking at purses because a) I have carried the same purse since 2000 (making my cost per day just pennies) b) I purchased a new purse on my honeymoon in 2002 that I haven’t used yet c) the purse I’m eyeing lustfully is red d) and probably counterfeit e) and I am nowhere near cool enough to pull off a red probably counterfeit Prada purse. (And no, I am not buying anything, I promise).