Guess what I had for lunch? (Hint: it’s in the post title) Yummmmmmm. (This post would have been a lot funnier if I’d been able to get to IKEA last weekend when it was cloudy, but I digress).
Category: Uncategorized
Stupidest blog post of the year
The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She’ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can’t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh. (ah, yes, laineyd.com – vapid as always) ETA: If…
Give me back my White Dog…
So, I took White Dog to the Apple Store because the touchpad is squirrely about responding. And, instead of saying “You’re a crackhead, this computer is fine”, they KEPT IT. Argh. The Apple store is a 30-ish minute drive from our house so I will probably not be able to retrieve it until Saturday. Until…
Briefly…
And watch out, this is TMI… So, I just tried nasal spray for the first time. OMG, that was awesome.
oh, FABULOUS
Glad I'm not a banker…
In the News
Ten Year Old Divorcee What a terrible thing, marrying off your 10 year old daughter. What a terrible thing, marrying a 10 year old little girl. What a wonderful thing the judge did by granting the little girl a divorce, a way out of the horror that was her “marriage.” Seriously, read the story at…
Beagles in the News…
Puppy Bowl MVP Holy cow… between this and the beagle being named Best in Show at Westminster last year, I expect that Betty and Scooby are going to pop up with some J-Lo style demands. Scooby will demand I debone his beef ribs and Betty will make me kill mice for her.
Now that’s what I call a tip!
My Worst Freaking Nightmare! So, I guess if it could happen to Nobu, the famous sushi restaurant partly owned by Robert DeNiro, it could happen to anyone. I would LOVE to talk to the payroll clerk there – were they paying server OT at 1.5 times server minimum ($2.13 times 1.5 = $3.20) instead of…
25 Things, a crosspost from Facebook
1) I blog at laineyd.com. (I know, Duhhh right?) 2) I just found a problem with around 900 of my employer’s W-2s for 2008. I hope my boss remembers this the next time I forget to do something minor. (I talk about W-2s a lot this time of year, it’s just a weird thing about…
Listening to…
It was (probably) true 40 years ago, it was true in ’93 and it was true on Tuesday. Well, I can hope so anyway 🙂 I hope all is well with all of you.