The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She’ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can’t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh.
(ah, yes, laineyd.com – vapid as always)
ETA: If I hide the phone in the freezer will that break it?