I apologize for not having written anything lately. Honestly, I’ve been really busy but not doing anything I want to admit to the world at large. Oh, hell…. 1) Drinking a freaking ton of water every day. I think today was 100 oz. Holy Moly. One of the (few) things I like about my employer…
Category: Baby Dreaming
Hey, I NEED that…
Annual Ob/gyn appointment was yesterday. It was my first time meeting Dr. P. He encourages his patients to get glucose resistance testing. Dr. P is the third ob/gyn I’ve visited and the first one to suggest this. Has anyone else been hit up for this? Frankly, I think it’s the same thing as when dentists…
Babydreaming…
I had the most awesome dream Wednesday night. Plan B had finally…err…come to fruition (I have to speak about it in euphemisms because I don't think I'll ever have a child, anymore than I ever thought I'd graduate college or get married or build a house or any of it) and I was alone trying…
I Ain’t Got Nobody!
Gene’s in VA. Dogs are at the kennel. CAR is still in shop. So, internet, it’s just you, me and the Altima. I take back my earlier dismissal of the Altima. While I’m still relieved I didn’t buy one, it’s kind of fun to drive a car with a little pep. The Murano is too…
So, on the topic of Plan B…
Gene and I were talking yesterday night and he said the most surprising thing: He said that he had thought about eliminating the rest of the waiting time to start the whole Plan B thing (mekkin’ zee bebbies). He admitted that his motivations were the absolute worst: he was hoping that Plan B would come…
Julie has a good idea…
Julie comments on my last post: “yeah…good luck with a less lazy husband. Whatever you have now is what you will have when you need bedrest. So, save up some money for hired help. =) =) Or just have Don Henley’s child and he can pay for the help. =)” And there you have it….
The pirating from Erin’s blog continues!
Erin’s blog asked the question today, (I am paraphrasing because she’s a real Mommy and doesn’t curse like a sailor) “WTF is up with people treating their dogs like their kids?” (I was PARAPHRASING!) Anyway. Even though I own baby clothes, I am not a mother to humans yet. Maybe sometime in 2008. But in…
Big Things!
One of my closest friends is pregnant. She’s the first of my closest group of friends to go through this (other than D at work, who has two teenagers). HOORAY!!! I am so happy for her and her husband. No, I’m not going to name who it is. If you’re reading this and you’re a…
seriously?
Someone buys $150 diaper bags? Seriously?? That are made of SILK? (Really…in my blog reading I came across someone talking about some brand of diaper bag called Petunia Pickle or something… yikes). Color me dumbfounded…or at least just dumb!
Love This…
The boy and I are watching The Incredibles on Starz. I just love that line, “They keep coming up with new ways to celebrate mediocrity”, about the kid’s 4th grade graduation. I know that I’m just a curmudgeon, but I really hate stuff like graduations from grade school. I mean, preschool graduation? Congrats! Your mom…