I haven’t written because I forgot my password for WordPress. I recently deleted all my stored passwords, cookies, etc and forgot the smarty pants password I’d dreamed up. And then I reset it again but I forgot that I’d done that and was too lazy to look up the password WP assigned me. (Any of…
Category: Certifiable, Undeniable
Must Stop…
1)Obsessing – Why on earth can I not stop Googling “Mountain Buggy Urban Single 2006 Cabana Blue”? (See? I was afraid to type it for fear it would start another round of obsessive staring) 2)Playing Diner Dash – How the hell do you pass level 5? 3)Wondering if a muffin top is called a muffin…
Deep Breaths, Deep Breaths…
(Was going to title this post, Deep Breaths, Dumbass) Found out yesterday that I get tested again MONDAY. I am so glad I called the doctor’s office to check on that. Last night, I also dreamt (dreamed?) I failed it. I’m not sure if it’s a fasting test and if they’ll make me drink that…
Realization begins to strike…
OK, I think I have figured out part of what is pissing me off. Besides the meatloaf (grrrr). One of the managers at my company has just fathered a child with one of the waitresses. He’s got kids from other relationships, she’s got a kid or so herself. And now – da dum! – they…
Ha ha ha….
So I made the mistake of looking up my score on the Body Mass Index. I have lost 38 pounds. From 223 to 185. I still rate as “obese” (less obese than before, but still…) Dammit. I have a doctor’s appointment sometime soon to be retested for the high cholesterol and the prediabetes. I want…
obsess much?
Why am I awake at midnight, looking at jewelry online? (And yes, I did take codine…mmm, lovely cough syrup)
Lookit the ego on this one…
I’m reading a message board and one of the posters has a child with my first name (Elaine – in case you don’t know me or the whole Lainey thing has you confused). So I thought about it and thought, I’d love to name a daughter Elaine. Oh, wait. That’s MY name. (Hmm, sorry folks….
I’m Pa-rum-pum-pum-done
(title is in honor of the 75 versions of Little Drummer Boy from the Muzak at work) And still no Please Come Home For Christmas…but they did play Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Elmo and Patsy. It can be Xmas now, thanks. Better yet, December 26, the day after Xmas when the…
Moral Dilemma
So, apparently those wiley buggers the Eagles have released 3 new songs. I mean, totally new. Not crap from the vaults. Not dance mixes of “Heartache Tonight”. NEW. And I want them so, SO bad. The problem is two-fold: First, it’s bundled with the Eagles DVD from their Australian dates. I already have this DVD….
Christmas again?
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses is on Sirius. And it begins again. ::siiiiigh:: Actually, while I’m thinking of it… “Elaine’s List of Highly Acceptable Xmas Songs” 1) Fairytale of New York – but only the original by The Pogues feat. the Late, Great Kirsty MacColl. 2) Please Come Home for Christmas– preferably the Eagles version,…