1)Obsessing – Why on earth can I not stop Googling “Mountain Buggy Urban Single 2006 Cabana Blue”? (See? I was afraid to type it for fear it would start another round of obsessive staring)
2)Playing Diner Dash – How the hell do you pass level 5?
3)Wondering if a muffin top is called a muffin top because it looks like the top of a fancy muffin (seriously – do the muffins YOU bake come out looking like the muffins from the bakery?) or because it’s generally directly over a woman’s…err… anyway.
4) Debating baking brownies. The minute Dr. Hottie told me I was no longer prediabetic I’ve been on a crazy bitch eating binge. (For instance, lunch this week was Monday: Grilled chicken salad w/ fat free Italian dressing Tuesday: Chili cheese dog Wednesday: Breaded chicken sandwich and TATER TOTS Thursday: Cheese eggs, english muffin and bacon Friday: Fancy salad from the pizza place). If I make – and eat (which inevitably I will) – brownies, I will balloon up to thirty trillion pounds (again) and the only way I can get pregnant is with a doorway and a broom handle (don’t ask).
5) Worrying – you may have noticed the blog was dark earlier in the week, for about a day. Yeah. Umm. La la la la. I may password protect it for good in the future but that requires everyone get a WordPress login and unfortunately my latent exhibitionist blogging tendencies don’t support that.