I had the most awesome dream Wednesday night. Plan B had finally…err…come to fruition (I have to speak about it in euphemisms because I don't think I'll ever have a child, anymore than I ever thought I'd graduate college or get married or build a house or any of it) and I was alone trying…
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Not exactly exciting, but…
I needed a picture frame for an 8×10 of Gene and I from our belated honeymoon cruise from June 2003 (yeah, I know – it took that long to order wedding photos, and the wedding was an entire year before the honeymoon…), so I went to Kohl's, firm in the belief that Picture Frames Are…
waaaaait for it…
I found this article thanks to Dave Barry's blog. The part I find the most disturbing…hmm. Actually, there are two parts that bug me: 1) the dopey poem Britney wrote (I mean, it doesn't rhyme – surely she doesn't consider herself a master of non-rhyming poetry?) 2) That she was apparently able to post it to…
A new low…
Just got teary eyed at the end of the Malcolm in the Middle series finale. On the bright side, swallowing involves a lot less scowling. Whee! Thank you coedine! More later.
Costume Drama…
Sooo…ha ha ha….remember how stressed I was about what to wear to Macauley and Michelle’s wedding? How I looked at seventy five shops in 3 malls? Plus a trillion online shops? How my too kind friend Julie emailed me at least a half dozen really good suggestions? iworepants I’m sorry, Elaine, WHAT did you say?…
Mac n’ Cheese Recipe Gone Wrong…
One-Skillet Chicken & Broccoli We agreed the answer is to just make some frigging chicken breasts, some broccoli and some mac n’ cheese and combine at will.
Hmm, obsess much?
Yeah, I do, thanks. So I joined the Grocery Game a month or two ago (I don’t know if it’s boning up my grocery savings or not. Being a rebel, I keep saying things like “But I don’t need 12 cans of tuna fish!”) and I love their message boards. There was a thread there…
Now, I don’t know much about basketball…
but every year I take a cursory, curious glance at the NCAA Tournament bracket to see who is listed, who isn’t, etc. My little brother’s alma mater Purdue didn’t make it, but I do see where Oral Roberts University did. They are low-seeded in their (hmmm) region (?) but still…ORAL ROBERTS University??? My own alma…
ooooh!
While you’re busily writing your hate mail, take a sec to notice and be impressed that the “TM” in Evil J*ulie TM is raised up, just like w/a real trademarked product. Wheee!
The weekend is OVER?
How the hell did it get to be 8 PM on Sunday? This is so not fair. I am being such a twat, I’m sorry sorry sorry. I really did get a lot done this weekend. Yesterday the boys went to see Ultraviolet (hated it!) and I stayed home to clean the bathroom (blehh!), the…