Elaine, You live in the South. The weather is 49 degrees right now. You do not need boots, no matter how cute they are. Furthermore, you bought shoes on Friday. Back away from the internet!!
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Hijack
Clearly the blog was hijacked last night. Apologies. Signed, Management PS – I don’t know what the blog hijacker meant by “Rum puts the ummm in yummm”, but it’s true.
20 Years Ago Today…
Twenty years ago today Mom took me to see Fleetwood Mac. I wore (going from head to toe): the worst perm of my life, a black and white checked ‘boyfriend jacket’ (with some sort of tshirt underneath), a hilariously short skirt and….well, I don’t remember the shoes. Before the concert, we went to dinner at…
Dear Coach…
Back in 1999 or 2000, I took my last “big” paycheck from when I worked for Toysrus.com and spent it on a brown Coach purse. Gene encouraged me to also buy a simple brown Coach key fob to go with it. The purse has been replaced, the key fob remains…until recently when I realized it…
The crazy
Uhoh. I think the crazy is seeping in again. Let me start this story over (lest my family consider having me committed): So (and that’s better already, that I’m starting this wacky tale with “So”), Rite-Aid stores here have these machines outside of them called the Pepsi Dream Machine. Basically, they are gigantic machines that…
Warsher
So, the washing machine has been acting weird the last couple months. The gizmo inside of it that knows when the water is cold no longer functions (well, or something like that). So, no water comes out. Yay. (Wait, water’s necessary to wash clothes? Boo, then). Anyway, until Monday the water would eventually come out…
Dilemna
Yes, I know how to spell* D-I-L-E-M-M-A. About 40% of the time on Babycenter the word gets misspelled as “dilemna” and it always makes me cringe. Where do these dingbats get an “N” sound??? So anyway, I have a dilemma. At my new job, I will have 2 weeks of vacation a year (plus sick…
Letter to 20 year old Laineyd…
So, I just read about this interesting idea elsewhere on the Internet where some people are writing letters to the 20 year old version of themselves. I am also avoiding going to bed even though I have to get up at 6 and told Gene I’d come to bed an hour ago. Therefore, I give…
A response from me…
to me: Dear Me, I will stop looking at Las Vegas vacations if you’ll start keeping our cell phone in our purse so we can get calls from ( ::crosses fingers:: ) POSSIBLE FUTURE EMPLOYERS CALLING TO SCHEDULE A SECOND INTERVIEW for MONDAY, which is WEEKS EARLIER THAN THEY’D ORIGINALLY PLANNED. Is your goal to…
You’re standing on my neck…
Sing it with me! “This is my stop! Got to get off! I may go pop! Excuse me…excuse me! I’ve got to beee dirrrrect! If I’m wrong, please correct! You’re standing on my neck!” ~Splendora, “You’re Standing on My Neck” (Daria main theme song) (Why am I the only one singing??) Anyway, so in another…