to me:
Dear Me,
I will stop looking at Las Vegas vacations if you’ll start keeping our cell phone in our purse so we can get calls from ( ::crosses fingers:: ) POSSIBLE FUTURE EMPLOYERS CALLING TO SCHEDULE A SECOND INTERVIEW for MONDAY, which is WEEKS EARLIER THAN THEY’D ORIGINALLY PLANNED.
Is your goal to take up residence at the soup kitchen?? DUHHH.
Love,
You
PS: The new suit is way cuter than the Stupid Suit. Well done.