Enough about babies. (ooh, wait, no. Did I tell you? My SIL had Baby #2 this week. Hank was born on Tuesday and weighed in at around 5 lbs and will hopefully go home in a few days). Anyway. So I opened up the blog to search engines a few weeks ago. And now I…
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My T-Shirt is Dying…
Seventy-five million years ago, my best friend Brandy gave me a t-shirt that says “I Think The Hell Not” in inch tall letters on the front and “Hell, Elaine Speaking” on the back in puffy red letters. The “N” in “Not” has fallen off and may or may not have been partially eaten by Betty….
Mind if I talk about boobs for a minute? (look away, dad and Bill)
I have broken the underwire on my last favorite bra. Guess that means it’s time to replace it. Ugh. So I am shopping on figleaves.com and type in my size. There are 12 pages of options. Hooray! Oh, wait. HALF of them are nursing bras. Un-hooray! There is something about this whole thing that is unsettling…
I TOLD you…
Every woman in America tithes at Target!
Oh, hi!
I’m still here. Nothing exciting to report. I’m not at work! Wheee! (Actually, that’s pretty exciting all by its lonesome self). You should read this blog instead of mine: True Wife Confessions. It’s like PostSecret but more venomous, with less art. Yaknow, I think that if I ever start a blogroll, that’s what I’ll call…
Well, now that’s a relief
According to this quiz, I am only 38% Dixie. PHEW! Still 2/3 a Yankee. PS: Still working on a more cohesive post, I promise. It's just really hard, OK?
But I don’t even like beer!
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader…Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: “There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.” The Simpsons Personality Test
Or Perhaps Die in a Fiery IRA-related explosion…
You Belong in Dublin Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town. What European City Do You Belong In?
Well, yes, I knew that…
Your Deadly Sins Greed: 60% Sloth: 60% Wrath: 60% Envy: 40% Gluttony: 40% Lust: 40% Pride: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You? Resort on the moon, eh? And what's up with the 54% chance that…
Humm, avant garde, eh?
Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde You're a bit … unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock… even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new…