| Your Deadly Sins |
| Greed: 60% |
| Sloth: 60% |
| Wrath: 60% |
| Envy: 40% |
| Gluttony: 40% |
| Lust: 40% |
| Pride: 20% |
| Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% |
| You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. |
Resort on the moon, eh? And what's up with the 54% chance that I WON'T go to Hell? What part of atheist is misunderstood??