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Category: Elsewhere on the Internet
okay, smartasses…
Who’s the brainiac who got here by searching for “Saleslady Elaine”?? Didn’t I just tell you to not Google search that??
ooh, or maybe not…
Oh well. Back to laineyd.wordpress.com. I have the big guns working on fixing the problem (or, at least I hope they are). Everything was working fine until I decided that I hadn’t installed the software correctly. I was probably right. Either there’s a step that I totally missed (I was promised themes if I did…
You had to Google search this??
So I’m reading my stats and checking to see how people ended up here. I’ve only reopened the Cheesecake for Google hits in the last few weeks, so luckily the weirdos looking for “saleslady Elaine” (ugh, don’t look it up…UGH) haven’t found me. Today someone got here by searching for “Sweet things husbands do for…
Well, HELL YEAH
So I’m checking out my blog stats (turns out that the post about my bra size is still #1 in popularity, sigh) and I see that I can buy the domain www.laineyd.com for only $15 WordPress credits, which I can buy through PayPal. Because one of my 3 dreams for this slice o’ Internet is…
Well, bad news, kids…
I seem to have lost Firefox (a web browser), so you know what that means! No hard returns! (How did I lose an entire program? it was there before I rebooted after an upgrade to iTunes or something, UGH). All in all, though, it’s OK because I don’t have anything interesting to say today. I…
Today’s “Do Not Need” item
…is a purse. It is hysterical that I am looking at purses because a) I have carried the same purse since 2000 (making my cost per day just pennies) b) I purchased a new purse on my honeymoon in 2002 that I haven’t used yet c) the purse I’m eyeing lustfully is red d) and…
Speaking of dogs…
CNN says that the new trend is for dogs to have blogs. (Yes, you read that right. Dogs. Have. Blogs). I can’t imagine giving Betty and Scooby blogs – Betty’s would be an epic poem about food and Scooby’s would be devoted to long posts about how wonderful it is to sleep under the covers.
How life works…
So I had to reboot the laptop and when it came back on, I looked at my wallpaper image (of Blanche with my older nephew when he was less than a year old) and felt sad at all she’d missed. Which of course led me to think that I was glad she’d missed some stuff…
Elsewhere on the Internet…
I just found a freaking hysterical new (to me) blog – “Stuff White People Like.” C’mon, you know you want to click on the link. Seriously. Just do it. At least read the guest column about “Top Ten Hip Hop Songs White People Like.” And, a new time waster: Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle. (Good news:…