I titled the post Random Thoughts, which is really funny because that’s just about ALL I post. Hee hee
Category: Ha!
Date Check
So, we’re here in IN, relaxing at the hotel after a tough day of…well, not much, actually. Watching TV, we see the commercial for the security alarm where a man is trying to set the alarm but the code is his anniversary and (ha ha) he can’t remember his anniversary, so he makes the alarm…
Pet Peeve
Don’t You Just Hate It When People Write Emails, Blog Posts, Message Board Entries, Etc Where They Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Single Word, Including “I” and “A”? (Wow, It’s Really Hard To Do This!)
I forgot to mention…
At the baby stuff store, I saw the MOST amazing thing… a $400+ LAMP. Since it was in the baby store, I assume it’s intended for a nursery. But SERIOUSLY??? Mothers of the world, would YOU buy a $400 ceramic pig lamp for your baby girl’s room? (Criminey, I intend to spend less than that…
He has great taste for a dog…
OK, since I am apparently a total weirdo, I intentionally searched YouTube to see Jessica Simpson’s video (yeah, apparently I last had sense two weeks ago, same as the last time I had real Pepsi). It’s a terrible, awful, hideous song and the video is ludicrous. Scooby was sitting on my lap when it started…
is this what they mean by “the duality of life”?
So, being an intrepid girl with an internet connection, I decided to see exactly how someone got my blog by searching for fuck me senseless. First, I am #11 when you search for that. Second, it links to the post about the Christian book about a normal girl who ends up married to a Hollywood…
All the hits, all the time…
Let’s play a quick game of “What brings you here today?” (a little vulgar) Well this week, it includes… Bridget Jones fanfiction – I hope you found this one already. I don’t know if this is the Citizen Kane of BJ fan fiction (eew, there’s a new link, BARF) but it’s the only one I…
Woot!
Enough about babies. (ooh, wait, no. Did I tell you? My SIL had Baby #2 this week. Hank was born on Tuesday and weighed in at around 5 lbs and will hopefully go home in a few days). Anyway. So I opened up the blog to search engines a few weeks ago. And now I…
Aaaannd….
Happy Birthday to Brandy’s older younger sister, whose birthday was in the past few days. I know it was recently. Whee! And also Happy Late Birthday to Don Henley, who is Older Than My Parents. And will be 60 next year. Holy Moly.
But I don’t even like beer!
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader…Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: “There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.” The Simpsons Personality Test