Let’s play a quick game of “What brings you here today?” (a little vulgar)
Well this week, it includes…
Bridget Jones fanfiction – I hope you found this one already. I don’t know if this is the Citizen Kane of BJ fan fiction (eew, there’s a new link, BARF) but it’s the only one I know of.
fuck me senseless – no, that’s what someone typed in. really.
j*ulie elaine booze – don’t know if the julie referenced is HEM ™ or Friend Julie. Only one of them drives me to drink; the other one makes me drinks (at least Baileys Milkshakes). And actually, I can’t have alcohol anymore. Wah.
giving boss resignation with sick note – yeah, you’re sick w/ mahjobiscrappis TOO!
barefoot girl thumbtacks on floor – kinky thing!
wife fucked boss in front of me – hey, you should get w/ the thumbtack weirdo.
I wonder if these are generated when people click on the link or just search for the phrase.