So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene. “Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.” “Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!” “Watch out, he might win…
Category: Life in Cheesecake City
Cheap Entertainment
So, apparently there’s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a “telephone town hall” with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL – half have been 80 year old ladies calling in…
a quick thank you
to the Staples near the office, which has (again) been the business whose Wifi I’m using. I haven’t got anything else to say (all this draaaaama has me worn the fuck out) so I will leave it at that.
Sunday already?
Ugh.
and today’s sponsor
of “Elaine Lunchtime WiFi” is the Staples a few miles from the office. Thank you Staples!! All is OK in Cheesecake City although yesterday’s 3 hour long payroll meeting was a real PITA while cramping like a mofo. I tell you – men, look away! – there is no period like a Clomid period. Then…
Life (in a nutshell)
(Okay, a really BIG nutshell – like I can ever be short winded about ANYTHING?) So I was in a panic about an hour ago because I am down to only 5 home pregnancy tests in my arsenal. Target didn’t close until 9, so :: phew :: up to 8 tests again. I really wish…
I guess it pays to learn…
So, I just heard a story on the news where two thugs tried to carjack some poor dude here in Cheesecake (what? did you think my dessert-named city was crime free?). Only one thing stopped them – they didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. Awesome. I just know that the next time I…
It was ‘California Dreamin’ so we started screamin’…
I think that everything that is right with me and the music I love is conveyed in the fact that twenty years later (twentyish anyway) I still love this song and paid for it on iTunes. Here’s the video for the Dead Milkmen song “Punk Rock Girl”.
Well,
Thank heavens THAT’S over. NOW can I write in Stephen Colbert for President???
Jiggity-jig
So, Gene is home (for a little while). He’s been travelling up north a lot lately, including a week and a half (yes, including Memorial Day weekend). He’ll leave again next week but he swears that’ll be it. Unless I want to move to New Jersey. Umm, NO. (Between the crime, the housing prices and…