Category: Really Deep Thoughts

1) Did I tell you that I had some Sploofus fan mail from my Sploofus hero? (Actually, he’s the person who posted about Sploofus on one of the gossip newsgroups and I was curious and went over and, well, the rest is freaking history!) He said :::swoon::: he liked my Simpsons or Futurama quiz!!! Ahhhh!!…

Speaking of retribution, here’s a newsflash: Babydaddy Hmm. We have an 11 year old. And we don’t pay that kinda child support. My company’s garnishment program is one of my favorite job tasks, so I spend a lot of time talking to child support agents, tax office workers, etc. I also go through the paperwork…

Do you remember a few weeks ago when I posted my birthday wish list and “retribution” was listed? Well! D and I went to lunch today where she revealed to me that my old boss…. ha ha ha ha ha…. misses my contributions! ha ha ha ha ha…. (D actually phrased it better, but the…

#1 Reason we can never have leftovers again…I don’t know how YOUR leftover dish drawer looks, but I assure you that ours has never looked so lovely. Top shelf: the “good stuff” (ie, the real Tupperware), Middle shelf: the “circular stuff” (ie, junky stuff that is circular in shape), Bottom shelf: Rectangular shaped-stuff. Go me! 

Looky!! Naked beagle pictures!! (their collars were off for a few minutes). I just love how the dogs look without their collars, but obviously I don’t let them out of the house that way. I mean, really…. 

Here is part of the garden we planted while Mom was here. The orange flowers on top are (thinking…) marigolds? The purple and white are pansies, the red flowers….err, sure are pretty? and I think the yellow flowers are violas. I’d tell you what the other flowers are, but obviously I’d have to kill you…

Ahhhh! I told you my mother visited. That’s her on the right. Can you tell how much she enjoys having her picture taken? (Can you tell how I have something like 54,000 chins? I really feel much prettier than I look).  

It’s Friday, Friiiday, FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAYYYY… Yippee! The boy’s here so I’m not sure what we’re going to do this weekend. Tomorrow the dogs are going to the groomers (about effing time) and Gene’s getting his haircut. The boy’s in academic problem grounding so he doesn’t get to watch TV, go to the movies or play video…

Elaine’s Highly Official To-Do List: 1) Make the boy’s bed (as mentioned previously, he gets to clean the rest of it himself) – DONE 2) Go to library – DONE 3) Fold laundry (errr, not done) 4) Send Betty’s paperwork so she gets a neato tag like Scooby’s that says she’s actually allowed to live…

I’ve run out of stock phrases to use for blog post titles. Anyway 🙂 I’m such a slacker of late. The laundry from Sunday STILL isn’t folded. I haven’t vacuumed anything this week at all and I can tell it needs it. My home office desk is a ** (out of possible 5 star) disaster…