So, even though both the door and the book have been closed on Plan B, I still have Hope. Hope is a total biiiitch and I truly hate her. Why, just today she woke me up at 5 AM whispering “Hey, you’re late [yanno, late] and you do still have all those Clearblue Easy digitals…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
what???
What the FUCK was THAT? (Hey, look, a post NOT about W-2s or babies!)
Told ya.
(OK, fine, back to W-2s) Directly (!!!) from the Internal Revenue Service’s website: Why report tips to your employer? You must report tips to your employer so that: Your employer can withhold federal income tax and social security and Medicare taxes or railroad retirement tax (Right there! HA! In yo’ face, Tax Professional Ol’ Biddy!)
Cakeballs.
So, let’s talk about something that is not related to W-2 (that said, it occurred to me today that “W-2” sounds like what would happen if George W. Bush had a son who became President) (and with that, I think my mother just fainted in horror) Anyway. Gene and I both had Martin Luther King…
Another boring post about W-2s…
(I warned you) Background: on a W-2 form, for some reason, tips and wages are separated out for Social Security (i.e., if your taxable wages were $5000 for the year, there will be a box that says that your Social Security wages were $1000 and Social Security tips were $4000). So, I got a call…
Tax season har-d-har har…
So, I have an early W-2 season funny story for you: There is a former employee of my employer. We will call him Senor Dumbass or SD for short. He has a wife/girlfriend/fiancee, Senora Dumbass or Mrs. SD. For the record, SD no longer works for us because he failed a very important test (puff,…
Important things to know
…about W-2s (Groan!) (Yes, this is the time of year where I talk about nothing but W-2s but at least I’m not talking about babies, so shut up). So, let’s say that you are shocked (!) that only $9 was deducted in federal tax all year long. Don’t go crying to your employer’s payroll clerk,…
And in EVEN happier news…
Just as I thought, the tally of pregnancies is now up to 4, with a total # of expected babies up to 5 (WOW!). I am so happy for all of you 🙂
even terrorists want w-2s
I don’t know if this dream is funny, weird or something else… So, the w-2s arrived at work yesterday (Friday). D and Gwen sort them (there are 3000 of the little suckers) and all the current employee W2s are sent via FedEx to the locations. I didn’t do much to help (busy sorting checks). Clearly…
Hmm. So!
So anyway, the (freeeeeaking) W-2s are going to be late by about a week. Argh. I was expecting them today and now I’ll get them “early” next week. I am glad for the delay so I can focus on other stuff at work but I was also looking forward to them going the hell away…