…and we should all be nervous. So, he is playing WordJong (to try and earn my weekly badge). This game is like MahJongg but you have to spell words instead of match animal shapes. “Is Godfart a word?” Scandalized, I reply “NO!” “Are you sure? Godforsaken is a word.” “Okay, it’s two words but still,…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
‘ears the thing…
Because I know you are all waiting with baited breath for an update on Elaine’s Ears, here it is! Now ‘righty’ is pissed off at all the attention ‘lefty’ has received and has chosen to take it out on me. Owwwwwww. (Righty, don’t have a tantrum. Use your words!) I emailed D at work today…
A reason for an iPhone…
(or at least a phone I could successfully use to post on the blog and/or Facebook). If I had an iPhone, I would have told you all this: “I wish you all could see what just came out of my ears!” So, my ears hurt. Mostly lefty, but righty isn’t too happy. I had planned…
When did I become old?
I need to work harder lying about my age. Gene and I are watching “Zack & Miri Make a Porno” and there is a scene with Justin Long (the guy who plays Mac in the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads) and Seth Rogen (the titular “Zack”) and Gene says, “There is no way…
TGIF
So, yesterday I had to lower everybody’s pay rates. Mine, the Almighty D’s, Gwen’s, Stefania *and* her Toady’s. Everyone. Managers I like, managers I hate. It hurt so bad to do that. I thought I might take a little glee when I lowered our Bonus Controller’s, but no. I folded the report so I could…
Toes: Done
So, my big toes have been bothering me lately. I know what this means: time to get my toes done! Pedicure time! Now, thanks to the un-raise (and HEY, guess who’s making 15% less as of Wednesday? This girl!), I have had exactly 2 pedicures in 2009 and neither of them have been at the…
Arrrgh, I tell you. Arrrrgh
I want: 1) A vacation. I am hoping to take some time off around Gene’s birthday in August and we’re going up north in October but I want to go to the beach. I don’t know where my massive sense of entitlement comes from (we didn’t take vacations when I was a kid or anything,…
More babies
Gene’s best friend and his wife had their second child, a daughter this morning. Yay! Also, my old college roommate T and her husband had their twin sons on Friday. Mothers, fathers and babies are doing well.
Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day, dad! (For the record, I didn’t call before he went to work so I will call after he comes home). (And no, we haven’t heard from The Boy.)
Thanks a lot, Old Navy!
I almost wore a night shirt out of the house today. Oh well, I can wear it on the patio. (Seriously, I love Old Navy. I walked in there yesterday and walked out with 7 t-shirts and 1 I thought dress and they are nice and long and cover my ass and don’t make my arms…