I need to work harder lying about my age.
Gene and I are watching “Zack & Miri Make a Porno” and there is a scene with Justin Long (the guy who plays Mac in the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads) and Seth Rogen (the titular “Zack”) and Gene says, “There is no way they could have gone to school together.”
“I know!” I reply. “Seth Rogen has GOT to be a little older than me and Justin Long is really young.”
My mistake was looking this up on IMDB.com.
Seth Rogen was born in 1982. (Surely the oldest looking 27 year old ever)
Justin Long was born in 1978. (Surely the youngest looking 31 year old ever)
I’m going to start drinking now.