I assume we are all familiar with the concept of doing surprising things after taking Ambien, right? (Oh, Ambien, I Love You) (Love You!) Anyway, so the other day I was washing my hair in the shower, as one does, when it hit me. “Hmm. I bought something last night. Oops.” Apparently, after Ambien O’Clock…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Random Grumble: September ’12
You know what really annoys the eff out of me? When people comment on news articles, blog posts, message boards, etc something like “I’m reading this at work and laughed so hard I spit coffee on my keyboard!” How do these people have time to read the internet at work? And drink coffee at the…
Deconstructed Smores…
Eating bites of Hershey bar and Cinnamon Bun marshmallows.
Unrelated…
In the word “Colonel”….where the hell is the “R”? It’s pronounced “Kernel”. The word “kernel” has an “R”… but “Colonel” doesn’t. What the heck? As a child, I was convinced it was pronounced the way “Colonial” is pronounced.
They Weren’t My Parties but I will D@mn Well Cry if I Want to….
Ugh! Was it just Monday when I was all “Wahh, I was up late drinking and reading and then I had to go work, Wahh”? Anyway, here are some things that have happened this week, in absolutely no order: 1) A client called me brilliant 2) It was found out that I screwed up auditing…
Bad Ideas
Here’s a bad idea in case you were making a list: 1) Having a glass of wine (and an Ambien) at 9. 2) When husband goes to bed at 11-ish, swearing that I’ll come to bed “as soon as this game of Canasta’s over!” and staying up. 3) At midnight, deciding that another glass of…
Random Roundup
1) I got another ‘side-motion’ at work (I think the technical term is a lateral move) and I’ll be working with more technical stuff than normal, blah blah blah. I spent about half my day today working with the technical people on some rudimentary training. 2) I may have my review tomorrow at work. More…
The rumors of my demise = greatly overestimated
The rumors of my laziness, however cannot be overestimated enough. First off, I actually did write a blog post on July 15, but it was enough of a sour grapes bitch fest that it wasn’t worth posting. Even though I did have a manically funny ongoing joke about spell check. (Please note, I said “manically”…
Vacation
I am on vacation, YAY. I wonder if Gene will let me quit my job as a 10th anniversary present. Probably not. Anyway, here’s what we’ve done this week: Sunday: Drove home from our weekend in MD. Took a well earned shower (long story). Monday: Pedicures with Denise (tried a red polish from Essie instead…
LaineyD’s First World Problems: July edition
Grumble grumble grumble. It’s time for some baseless bitching, spoiled whiny brat complaining. 1) I have a Groupon to use for a personal service and have to book via email. I’m literally ignoring my email account (not GMail, but my grownup email) because emailing about this is just…ugh. 2) Going on vacation Friday for a…