You know what really annoys the eff out of me?
When people comment on news articles, blog posts, message boards, etc something like “I’m reading this at work and laughed so hard I spit coffee on my keyboard!”
How do these people have time to read the internet at work? And drink coffee at the same time? And they get PAID for this? Today at work they gave us Free Breakfast# (bagels…ugh, really?) and I didn’t finish eating mine until 11:40 (yes, I remember the time…..pppptttthhhh). You know what I do on my breaks? I float to the ladies room in between phone calls.
(I am clearly still metaphysically* paying for all the time I spent wasting reading personal emails and doing internet word searches at my old job)
# Don’t get excited, it’s National P@yroll Week
* Is ‘metaphysically’ the word I’m looking for?