Next Thursday came a week early, me thinks. (And by next Thursday, I do not mean the birthday part, pshaw). Time to go cook dinner. I am staaaaarving.
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
(How did I forget to give this post a title?)
Anyway, we had a pretty good weekend with the boy. I’m worried about him but I don’t know how much of it is due to his age (13!) and how much of it is due to other factors. I want to believe it’s just his age (being a teenager SUCKS) and I’m sure part of…
Greetings!
I haven’t written because I forgot my password for WordPress. I recently deleted all my stored passwords, cookies, etc and forgot the smarty pants password I’d dreamed up. And then I reset it again but I forgot that I’d done that and was too lazy to look up the password WP assigned me. (Any of…
The lotto is a tax on stupid people
Or people who can’t do math. One of those. But, if I were to mysteriously win… First, I’d quit my job if I won even $100k. Even after taxes that buys me a few years. But if I won the big bucks… Second, I would pay off our house. Third, I would buy Gene a…
Laughing Cow cheese, Ha ha
I love Laughing Cow cheese. It is so tasty. The last time Gene was out of town it’s all I ate (with those Keebler elves crackers). I just finished 2.25 portions of it. I gave the dogs each small bits of one of the portions (It comes in little wedges). I still had about half…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHH. I hate this, hate this, hate this. And that’s all I can say. HATE IT. (Okay, now that’s all I can say)
Introducing…
So, much like the Cosby Show in its waning years, I’ve been debating bringing in a new character…and what a character he is: He is also the sweet man I married (psst, when I put something in the “Sweet Things My Husband Has Done” category, he’s the “My Husband”!). (OK, FINE, I stole the idea…
Correction
Sharon Stone did not say that Travis Tritt tasted like a dirt sandwich. She instead said that Dwight Yoakam was as appealing as a dirt sandwich. I have quoted the former story for years and I regret the error. However, having just heard Mr. Yoakam’s version of The Clash’s Train in Vain (a/k/a Stand By…
Happy Birthday Daddy!
Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday, Dear Daaaaddy! Happy Birthday to You!
damn you, Internets…
So I’m websurfing – it’s the weekend (3 day weekend, WOO WOO) and that’s just how I am. I see a pretty dress on someone’s blog ad (RockStar Mommy? Maybe) and it catches my eye. Now I can’t stop staring at them all. So pretty. So clean, so…in my size! When was the last time…