#1) Take 12 year old to see Borat. #2) Do not forget #1 The boy enjoyed most of it but I think the two man nude wrestling match maybe was a bit much for him. I had to go because of a secret shop thing and the boys wanted to go. I think he was excited to…
Category: Really Deep Thoughts
Printers
Last payroll I had to print the paychecks four times to get it right. The printer kept screwing up. Yesterday I cut paychecks for Monday. More printer problems, so I printed on the accounting printer. I came home today and wanted to print directions to Blanche’s. Printer problems.
ugh, Christmas…
So I just finished checking out the Tolerability Index on the Onion and their banner ad is for “Last Minute Cop Out Gifts”. Umm, WHAT?? Since when is November 1 “LAST MINUTE”?? And my boss wonders why the holiday season leaves me depressed and anxious (seriously: if we didn’t already have semi plans for both…
Yep yep, true ‘dat
I did a search for people with my original first name (ya know, Ruth) and maiden name (ya know, the name that is a cross between Arby’s and Oboe) and it turns out…. HowManyOfMe.com There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name? Well, that’s true.
Halloween ’06
8 Trick or Treaters. Ugh, so much leftover chocolate. :: Fast Forward About 30 minutes later :: Ugh, I can’t believe I used to eat so much chocolate. I had 1 regular sized Peanut Butter Cup and I’m out (I say now – let’s wait for further updates). The candy goes to work tomorrow. Let…
On my mind
I want a new job. Now may be a stupid time to actually make a move. Supposedly payroll is going to be mine, all mine (muah ha ha ha) in the next month. (Which means it’ll happen sometime in February). The guy that does our taxes needs an office manager. Maybe I can do that?…
Another self indulgent post…
Attention, people Googling “Now the party’s over, I’m so tired”: The song’s called Avalon, by Roxy Music. Now, who wants white wine spritzers?
I am my grandmother
(or any other old person) Here are clues: 1) Have you seen my giant pill holder? 2) I look forward to doing the online jigsaw puzzle every day. (hey, it’s relaxing) 3) Aren’t #1-2 enough? Oh, I’m a total curmudgeon (see the On Notice post). I don’t know what’s next – either a walker or…
On notice
First off, I miss watching the Colbert Report. More about that later. The following things/people/concepts are “On Notice”: 1) Tori Amos – so fucking precious. (Hey, Stephen Colbert has BEARS as something he is afraid of, I have T.A.) 2) Reverse Snobs – in particular, my boss and Her Toady. Today’s Reverse Snob comment: Boss:…
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