HMMM.
Turns out it’s not quite so freaking easy being legit.
So I was talking to Gene this morning about buying my domain. He teasingly gave me crap about it and then told me, sure, go get yourself a fancy template. I go to work on this only to realize – DUH, Elaine! – I need to employ a hosting company to host the site. And I think it requires using WordPress.ORG instead of WordPress.COM, although honestly I’m not sure exactly what the hell is going on.
The next time I dream up an idea like this, someone smack me upside the head with a user manual from a Tandy 1000 HX, the computer that started all of this.