So someone apparently got here by searching for “cheesecake carry-on luggage.”
Why, oh, WHY did I not think of that when I was packing for my trip? I could have packed a cheesecake. Maybe next time.
(Actually, I bet that security would have really wrestled me to the ground if I was packing baked goods… did I already mention how upset they were at my closed, full can of Diet Coke?)