Okay, so I am a gigantic loser who finds nothing more interesting than Tales of Celebrity Wives, especially the subset Tales of Rock Star Wives. The dogs and I just got back from the dog park (more about that later) and I saw that E! was showing an episode of True Hollywood Story all about the wives of rock stars.
Y’all, this is TOO funny.
My favorite part: the touching story of the 40+year old dreadlocked (!) guy from a band I’ve never heard of talking about the first time he and his Barbie doll Playmate girlfriend had sex except…err, his little rock star had trouble taking the stage. If you think MY euphemism is funny, his was better (and I quote): “The minute the ding dong got near the cookie, it disappeared!”
In related news, apparently the guy with the weird beard from Anthrax is married to Meat Loaf’s daughter. Huh. Girls really do just marry their daddies.