Self, the closest place to buy Thompson Grapes is the Piggly Wiggly grocery store 3 hours away.
(Oh well. Mom, this means the pressure is doubly on you – you have to make the fruit salad for Xmas, OK? I know it’s expensive, but I will pay you. Or stick a freakin’ bow on it, I do not care. Want. Fruit. Salad. Has medicinal value).