At least a dozen times today I have wanted to call my mother and ask if she’s ready to visit us tomorrow.
Sometimes it takes at least 5 minutes before I realize that today is Wednesday and she’s not arriving until Friday.
In other news, I processed a bunch of I-9 forms (to make sure there are no illegal aliens or terrorists in the company’s employ) and was horrified at the number of people born in 1985 that we have hired recently.
Again, it took a few minutes to realize that I have lost a decade and that these people are 24/25 years old, not 14/15 years old.
There! Now don’t you feel smarter?