(What is, “Three things that even tubby girls can buy”, Alex?)
(Or is it, “What are three things that even tubby girls can buy?”, Alex)
(Whatever)
(I bought 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of cologne for Gene, and ogled many, many purses on Saturday with Denise)
(It was a great day)
(We went to Cheesecake Factory and ate so much yummy real food we forgot to eat cheesecake)
(Which is really just like us)