(when you’re not taking Ambien)
I kind of had a bad day on Friday that led me to not feel well all day Saturday due to it…it’s a hangover with an extra side of shame, so it’s really a Shameover. But Friday and Saturday nights were the first nights that I’ve slept without taking my precious Ambien. Something in the mix of all of this led me to have totally weird dreams, like in one I was at an airport with Gene and I went to get cash and ended up with extra tickets to go on a trip, so of course we had to bring along the big gay guy from Modern Family. And apparently we all lived in the airport and spent all of our time gazing at all of the dreamlike mall inside the airport. Unlike the regular things at airports, this was just bizarre stuff. The dream left off when the guy from Modern Family was trying to convince us to get pierced in surprising places. And then the dream changed to NBC but still with a bizarre shopping experience. I was thirsty and I found a drink made up of water, cream and bacon so I got a cup of that to drink but it had too much ice (as water/cream/bacon drinks will do!) and wandered all around the crazy shops in search of the right candy. I kept finding the perfect chocolates (the kind with bacon) but I couldn’t get them. And I still wanted more of the water/cream/bacon drink but I wanted to wait to get a refill when I found the right candy because refills were nine cents. And in the last dream, I was apparently engaged to Alec Baldwin (or Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock?) and I kept dragging him around all these fancy delis while he was trying to tell me things but I was concentrating on cheese. There were all of these magazines about starlets who’d recently died. I imagine the engagement is over now that the dream is over.
So that was my weekend, minus the Christmas party overconsumption, laundry, etc. Hope everyone is well.